Although I may have been the proud recipient of a Wharton MBA diploma on May 16th, 2004, the crowning achievement of my two years spent in Huntsman's hallowed halls was not waiving out of accounting, surviving Resumania, or even building up enough points to get into Diamond's negotiations class.
Some of you who follow the gossip columns regularly, particularly Page 6 in the New York Post, may have recently seen a lot of banter about a recent night at the club Resort in the Hamptons, where David Lee Roth and Howard Stern attended Hamptons Magazine's celebration of Howard's girlfriend's cover shot.
Have you ever wished to be flown to a corporate event where you would have a chance to interact with top management, where you would build a global network of fellow MBA students from top schools all over the world, and where a three-course meal is a minimum requirement? In August, we had a chance to participate in Novo Nordisk's extraordinary Global Leadership Forum.
Xin Gao Bo - Hello, Bite my turkey, I want soup. I was trying to say the first, but you never know who you're insulting in Vietnamese. Put the accent in the wrong place and you're saying something completely different. I never really got the difference between the short falling double dipthong and the long rising flat toned "O," let alone the long falling, short rising and three other ways of pronouncing every vowel.
Somewhere in this paper is an article about how every Second Year is "Glad to be back." It's true. Envision yourself on a beach, taking in some sun, sunglasses on, and contemplating bitching because there is one lonely cloud in the sky. Then imagine some punk kid running by with a bucket of ice water and dumping it on you.
10. Send Alex Brown on a worldwide admissions committee tour.... without trousers. 9. Move Huntsman Hall from West Philly to... well... just about anywhere else in the world. 8. Change annual price of tuition from $39,835.00 to $39,799.99, bundled with complimentary $5 reprographics gift card.